It's back...........
Buffalo Bills - Looks like Kevin Kolb might be the starting QB. Drink up Bills fans.
Miami Dolphins - It's the 30th anniversary of Ray Finkle's miss. Such a shame.
New England Patriots - Odds ESPN does a special on Tebow when Billy cuts him?
New York Jets - Mark fucking Sanchez? Still?
Baltimore Ravens - Ring ceremony & banner raising when Cleveland comes to town. Why Lord? Why??
Cincinnati Bengals - Why the hell are their fans so arrogant? Last playoff win was 1990 bros.
Cleveland Browns - New rap tune in the works: WR's speeding, catching it from Weeden.
Pittsburgh Steelers - Their Oline's nickname should be herpes. It's that bad.
Houston Texans - Matt Schaub is like the average girl. Still available at 2:00 am.
Indianapolis Colts - Seems like there isn't much hype here. My AFC champion pick.
Jacksonville Jaguars - Hey new helmets for all 6 of their fans to enjoy.
Tennessee Titans - This team needs a splash of excitement. Give Locker a snake on the field.
Denver Broncos - Von Miller wears glasses and lives in Colorado. Play the glaucoma card bro.
Kansas City Chiefs - They are painfully average.
Oakland Raiders - The Raiders new slogan: Just win a game baby.
San Diego Chargers - Rumor has it the Chargers have to catfish their fans to go to the games.
Dallas Cowboys - The only way this team gets back to the promise land is by bringing back the white house.
New York Giants - I still can't decide if Football on your phone is funny or horrendous.
Philadelphia Eagles - Is Mr. Hero like the Chip Kelly quick version of the cheesesteak?
Washington Redskins - When James Andrews retires, will we just amputate from the knee down?
Chicago Bears - Can Marc Trestman make Bill Swerski's superfans remember the good old days?
Detroit Lions - Matthew Stafford might be the hardest NFL player to figure out. Is he good or horrible?
Green Bay Packers - Fact of the day: team's first slogan - we pack meat.
Minnesota Vikings - It's the last year of the Metrodome. Yes, we'll all miss that ugly shithole.
Atlanta Falcons - Matt Ryan takes the next step and leads the Falcons to NFL champs.
Carolina Panthers - Today's trivia: name the Panthers 4 Head Coaches in their history.*
New Orleans Saints - The Saints struggled last year but will bounce back. Why? COACHING.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Take 1 game away from Martin, would his fantasy value still be that high?
Arizona Cardinals - Carson Palmer is the 7th starting QB since Warner retired. Cle of the West?
St. Louis Rams - The backups blow as Bernie told us but this team might give you a shocker.
San Francisco 49ers - Colt McCoy's career is on life support. Hi there Rachel, wink.
Seattle Seahawks - I'm still not over Russell Wilson's wife making out w/ the dog on draft day.
*Trivia answer - Dom Capers, George Seifert, John Fox & Ron Riviera
